But like a boat with a twisted rudder, I kept coming back to the same place. I wasn’t going anywhere. I was myself, waiting on the shore for me to return.
― Haruki Murakami - Hard-boiled Wonderland and the End of the World (via murakamistuff)
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is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no

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so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack

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